• grapeseed oil • eucalyptus, lemon, black pepper, & rosemary essential oils • arnica oil • menthol crystals • vitamin e oil
ma cobb’s joint liniment
$10.00
inspired by firefly & my aching fingers & my long-standing hatred for the smell of tiger balm • works just as well without the stank • knees, ankles, knuckles, whatever else you’ve damaged • use this & you’re good
skinsoothing grapeseed oil • black pepper, eucalyptus, rosemary & lemon essential oils • + a pile of menthol crystals and arnica oil • it’ll clear your sinuses (sniff don’t snort)
not to be used internally • or in the bath • just don’t
(if you’re after more than this • the bigger one’s over here)
handmade • natural • crap free • guaranteed
there's this much:
• 2 oz • 59 mL
warnings & disclaimers:
if you want to find out if anything in this interacts with your meds • webmd.com has a good drug interaction lookup thing • please use it! • also, google is your friend!
allergic reactions to my stuff are rare • but it’s your job to remember your allergies & sensitivities • the information presented on this website is not meant to diagnose or treat any medical condition • nor to replace the advice or care of a qualified health professional
testimonials:
Ma Cobb’s Joint Liniment & Long Day Fighting Bruise & Muscle Rub are real-world miracles. If she sold this 600 years ago, she would have been run out of town as a witch! I’d never shop anywhere else.
— Lord Michael M’Quilline
Eeep! Aaargh! Oooooh. Ahhhhh. These are the sounds you will make as you stretch to get some Ma Cobb’s on that spot – you know the one, right in your shoulder/neck/back to finally loosen that last knot of tension, and then feel it slowly seeping out. Perfect after a long day doing exactly what you shouldn’t to your muscles.
– Elizabeth
