got anything you think i should answer here •
do you use $ingredient?
how much of these bath salts should i use?
i usually use one package per bath • if you have a small bathtub or want a lighter scent • you can use half if you want
you used to have $product! where’d it go?
some things (mostly soap scents) are seasonal and will be back at some point • some things I just don’t have any more • they didn’t sell well • or i got tired of them
you can still get a lot of them • (not all but most) • check out my• it’ll just take you a little longer
…i will soon? • it’s just that there’s been Stuff
i’m allergic to $allergen but i really want your $thing with allergen • can i get it without?
• let me know what you’re allergic to • i might even be able to give you a deal
will you marry me?
i tried being married once • it pretty much sucked • so nope • thanks, tho
i ordered stuff from you last year • & gave it to a friend • they want more but • we sort of can’t remember exactly what it was • halp?
sure • i just need your name & stuff • it’s my job to keep the records not yours anyways
are your products hypoallergenic?
depends on what you’re allergic to
seriously all ‘hypoallergenic’ means is ‘slightly less likely to produce an allergic reaction’ • & there’s no official definition of what that means • & almost every ingredient i use i have someone who’s allergic to it • ‘swhy i’m so careful with labeling ingredients
so yeah best to just check for yourself
so if your stuff is crap free then what counts as crap?
amusingly enoughdoesn’t have crap in it
anyways long story short crap is stuff that’s bad for you • & that you wouldn’t want to rub on your skin
• petroleum products make cars go but you wash your hands after changing the oil right
• guess what mineral oil is a petroleum product
• alcohol is nice for drinking or cooking with but really dries your skin
• lotta fragrance oils have idek what in them • & make me sneeze
• nuts aren’t actually crap but i know too many people who’re way allergic
• other than that basically if i don’t know what it is or can’t figure it out real quick i don’t use it
• cos it’s probably crap