cats

‘more slapfights than snuggles’ is my new band name

ear cleaning is banned by the Geneva Convention, you know, right next to brushing teeth

To be precise, what he doesn’t care about is being at the vet. Oh, he was a BIT annoyed that they wouldn’t let him out of the exam room to run around & cause problems on purpose, but that was about it.

Look, glare, squint, gaze, regard, eye, inspect, stare, examine, scowl, observe, peer, watch, peek, ogle, browse, view, behold, perceive, glimpse,

I don’t see him ever flinging himself into them the way dogs do, but at least he’s having fun

[ Loiosh, an orange tabby, is laying on my footstool, his front half draped possessively over Jasper’s box of fancy cereal. One hindleg is draped casually over the edge of the footstool. ] Occasionally he’s horrible, but I don’t get pictures of that near as often as I do of him on the warmy spot.

I do not know why he hasn’t murdered me in my sleep, I really do not.

there’s just … there’s gonna be a lot of this, is what