[ Loiosh, an orange tabby wearing a green halter and matching bow tie, is standing, sunlit, sniffing a single leaf on a bush. His head is pulled back just a bit, his ears are back, and he is visibly displeased. ]
I … do not know what was Incorrect about this bush, but something was, manifestly, Incorrect.
[ He’s tucked his head behind the leaf he was sniffing; most of his head is now obscured by leaves, but one ear is visible, tilted even further back, mostly because there’s a leaf sitting on it. ]
He just. Kept sniffing things. & getting angrier. I do not know why.
I mean, sure, someone had probably claimed it at some point, but that’s true of every bush in the park? There’s dogs everywhere? They pee on things?
Maybe this was an especially … doggy dog?
Man I do not know but he was MAD.
[ He’s turned his head so he’s facing entirely away from the camera. That ear is still flat back. The other is behind a leaf. ]
Then he sneezed eight times real fast & stomped off. I … I do not know.
