[ Major Tom, a big grey tabby, is sitting on the floor downstairs, forepaws braced a bit apart against the vigorous petting he is receiving from a hand that extends out of the right side of the shot. ]
Yes you will, Major Tom is a cat, this was gonna happen, none of this is any more a ‘surprise’ than any other clickbait article (but it’s funny)
As narrated by Tom:
okay get this side first *shoves head*
[ Tom has tilted his head to the side, the better to allow Jasper’s hand access to that perfect just-behind-the-ear spot. ]
yes good now get THIS side *leeeean*
[ Tom’s turned his head so the other behind-the-ear spot is within range; Jasper appears to be applying a pretty good amount of pressure. ]
thank for good pettings I love you too!
[ Tom is rubbing his massive head against one of Jasper’s knuckles. Hard. ]
I love you SO MUCH! I will lay on this chair that smells like you!
[ Tom has entirely occupied the seat of Jasper’s wheelchair, forepaws draped casually over the front edge. One paw is in the middle of kneading. He looks extremely smug. ]
(Shortly afterwards Tom received an impromptu lesson in Chair, Sitting In, Order of Operations, Optimal & Nonoptimal. Fortunately he does enjoy sitting on Jasper’s lap.)
