12/26 — Kittens and Cats, a Guest Post
Momma said she’s eaten too much ham to be able to write anything, so she asked me to post for her.
Oh, I’m Loiosh! I’m Momma’s Vice President of Marketing. Here’s a picture of me:
Momma says that’s a pretty necklace, but I didn’t like it much. It jingled! She took it off of me and put it on Aunt Andrea’s tree.
We visited Aunt Andrea and Uncle Daniel on the way to see my Grandma. We’re at Grandma’s now, which is why Momma ate so much and wanted me to post for her. Aunt Andrea’s really nice but there are too many dogs at her house. Momma didn’t take any pictures of the dogs but here’s one of Rooney Lee, who I met once before. Rooney Lee is kinda skinny and weird but I kinda like him.
Roo is wearing a necklace too so I guess I don’t mind too much that I had to wear one too. That’s Uncle Daniel he’s standing on there.
Then there was Juniper. I wasn’t too sure about him.
He’s pretty undignified.
I was never like that when I was a kitten.
He’s playful though. I can appreciate that.
I used to play with my leash, too, when I was little (though I was never that little!) so I’m okay with that.
And he thinks the jingly thing Momma made is kinda cool. Momma likes it when other people like her stuff.
He even had to wear the necklace for a while, so I forgive him for being young and undignified.
I still didn’t play with him though. That would have been far too undignified.