Stuff for your skin. Crap free. Guaranteed.

I don't actually know why it took me so long to think of this. I don't.
I go places, and then I write about it. That's it, that's the blog.
I can't say that 'darkly seductive' was what I was going for, but I'll take it.
It smells like orange. Fortunately it also cleans like orange.
I go places, and I take pictures while I'm there.



Welcome to The Vagabond Tabby, where everything is crap free, guaranteed.

I only use ingredients I know are safe. They’re natural, often organic or wildcrafted, the highest grade. I test anything new on myself before I start selling it. ‘Natural’ is where I start, but I also research each ingredient’s safety, effectiveness, and environmental impact. And then I only pick the best.

I want to offer you what’s best for you β€” even when it’s more work and costs me more money, when taking a shortcut would sure hell be easier. Because this is what I believe in, this is my passion: making sure that what I sell really is that good.

Why do I do all this? Because soap matters. Never underestimate soap! You use it to scrub your skin (the largest organ in the body), you rinse it off into the earth. You spray my bug spray into the air we all breathe (and on your kids) and rub healing salve into hurty spots and soak your hide in my bath salts. This stuff matters.


New on the blog:

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    01/29 β€” Every vandweller needs a place to sleep

    When last we left Our Hero, she’d just finished getting her van arranged. Needless to say, what with a trip up to Longmont to retrieve the Absolute Last of her stuff from Bri’s basement, it didn’t stay that way. …and that’s after me and Jon pulled the waterbed headboard and ridiculous homebuilt cat tree out […]

New in the shop:

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    Mulling Spices Soap

    It’s cold out. Might could be you could use something to warm you up. No detergents, no fragrance oils, no petroleum (save it for your car!), just straight-up, crap-free, gets-you-clean soap. What it’s got instead is an almost ridiculous amount of happy skin stuff: Shea butter, mango butter, and cocoa butter. Handmade, natural, and crap […]